Aloha Ignation!
As you know, we as a community are always striving to provide the best roleplaying experience on the entire internet. This, of course, requires no small amount of innovation, daring, and general sociopathy - which we, of course, have in spades!
That is why today I am pleased to announce we are moving SRWI (and Related Subsidiaries) to Web 3.0!
Yes, you heard that right!
An entire additional Web, 150%. nebulously defined as that may be, contained entirely within our humble community! How, you ask, will we accomplish this titanic task, this Herculean endeavor?
With the introduction, of course, of:
*Note: Logo may or may not be AI generated
Yes, by moving SRWI onto the blockchain, we can further expand our reach into the rich domain of cryptocurrency! Yes, by placing our beloved board on the blockchain, not only can its longevity be ensured, but we can also require deposits of Igniticoin to post, for... security purposes.
In order to fund and facilitate this 100% necessary and totally legitimate enterprise, I've taken the liberty of converting my-er, our posts into NFTs, which will be sold to the highest bidder to pay for my Lambog-I mean, the site upgrade. Now you too can own a piece of SRWI history for the low, low price of 240 ETH, thus admitting you into the SRWI Yacht Club!
Is there a yacht, you ask?
Well, not yet. The S.S Flatfish remains but a distant, idyllic dream...
But there could be!
In fact, judging by the current bids on our very first SRWI Collection NFTs, that dream may in fact be closer to reality than any of us suspect!
If people are willing to pay almost half a million dollars for a poorly scaled picture of a flying cock, the sky is the limit! We're very excited and ready to embrace this new frontier of technology, and we hope you are as well too! Stay tuned for more information on our upcoming SRWI: Gear Swimsuit Collection Special, a sure sellout!
We've got a whole host of Web3 powered features planned - tokenized assets, more NFTs, more buzzwords than you can shake a stick at.
We are, as always, uncompromising in our pursuit of excellence!
Sincerely,
Your Admin Team
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Right, we've got them on the hook. PULL THE RUG, MK! PULL IT! PULL IT-
As you know, we as a community are always striving to provide the best roleplaying experience on the entire internet. This, of course, requires no small amount of innovation, daring, and general sociopathy - which we, of course, have in spades!
That is why today I am pleased to announce we are moving SRWI (and Related Subsidiaries) to Web 3.0!
Yes, you heard that right!
An entire additional Web, 150%. nebulously defined as that may be, contained entirely within our humble community! How, you ask, will we accomplish this titanic task, this Herculean endeavor?
With the introduction, of course, of:
IGNITICOIN!
"Definitely Not A Scam"(tm)
"Definitely Not A Scam"(tm)
*Note: Logo may or may not be AI generated
Yes, by moving SRWI onto the blockchain, we can further expand our reach into the rich domain of cryptocurrency! Yes, by placing our beloved board on the blockchain, not only can its longevity be ensured, but we can also require deposits of Igniticoin to post, for... security purposes.
In order to fund and facilitate this 100% necessary and totally legitimate enterprise, I've taken the liberty of converting my-er, our posts into NFTs, which will be sold to the highest bidder to pay for my Lambog-I mean, the site upgrade. Now you too can own a piece of SRWI history for the low, low price of 240 ETH, thus admitting you into the SRWI Yacht Club!
Is there a yacht, you ask?
Well, not yet. The S.S Flatfish remains but a distant, idyllic dream...
But there could be!
In fact, judging by the current bids on our very first SRWI Collection NFTs, that dream may in fact be closer to reality than any of us suspect!
If people are willing to pay almost half a million dollars for a poorly scaled picture of a flying cock, the sky is the limit! We're very excited and ready to embrace this new frontier of technology, and we hope you are as well too! Stay tuned for more information on our upcoming SRWI: Gear Swimsuit Collection Special, a sure sellout!
We've got a whole host of Web3 powered features planned - tokenized assets, more NFTs, more buzzwords than you can shake a stick at.
We are, as always, uncompromising in our pursuit of excellence!
Sincerely,
Your Admin Team
Note: Omit below this line when posting
Right, we've got them on the hook. PULL THE RUG, MK! PULL IT! PULL IT-